Farking bumwarks.

By the power vested in me, I hereby ask that if you dislike me to any degree, and for any reason, thou shalt get lost. But if you have the patience for my negativity, then please read on...
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My God, I absolutely detest MG, EB, and NM. If those three would just go jump off a cliff, my life would be divine. It all started two days ago in the line to go inside at afternoon recess...
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I ran my finger along the wall of the school. "Ho-hum..." I thought.

I heard footsteps behind me. I looked back idly. There was NM, coming toward me. She was now almost beside me. Little by little she inched up closer, then she yelled, "OUCH!!"

I looked at her, wondering what was wrong. She seemed fine, so I just continued walking.

Then, EB's voice piped up. "Excuse me! You just hit NM so hard and didn't say sorry!"

Once more, I looked at NM. She was wearing a falsely sad expression, and clutching her arm, near her shoulder. I rolled my eyes and continued walking again.

For a few wonderful minutes, I was rid of the spazzy voice of EB. Then, as we got upstairs, my luck ended. I began talking to my friends Hannah, Sarah, and Alyshah, but no sooner had we began talking, when EB appeared again. "Excuse me," she repeated. "I don't want you being mean to my friends." She turned on her heel and stalked down the hall. Hannah looked at me questioningly, and I shrugged. Then she followed EB. Two minutes later she returned.

"EB says you hit NM so hard and didn't say sorry," she reported.
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Notice how MG didn't appear in this episode? Well, she does in the next one, which takes place yesterday at lunch recess. P.S., isn't NM such a freakin' sook?
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My friends and I were just being... well, us, at lunch recess. Namely, insane! So, one of us got the crazy idea to link arms and do the can-can while singing the Mini-Wheats commercial song, so we did. Well, we just so happened to run straight into EB and MG hanging out with their crew. It was a little embarrassing to actually continue with our walking... er, dancing... Mini-Wheats ad, so I said "Okay, weird, people!" and we stopped. Well, of course, MG and EB had to come up and screw up our lives with their presence, and just to irk us, of course they say, "Excuse me, why did you just call us weird people?!"

Well, believe me, it was all I can do not to tell them, "You know what, bumwarks? FARK OFF!" but I didn't say that, because I didn't exactly want to get into trouble with the principal. So I just said, "We didn't call you weird people."

"Well MG said you did," replied EB.

"She can get a hearing test, then," I stated. "No offense to her."

"Well, just because you say 'no offense,' it doesn't mean it won't offend people. And besides, she's older than you, so I think you should respect your elders."

She turned on her heel and walked away with her nose in the air.
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For those of you who are interested, I'll have you know now that MG, NM, and EB are a measly one year older than me. Funny, huh? Now if they were saying that to a seven-year-old, maybe the seven-year-old would actually pay attention to them. But I don't think someone my age would. I'm quite sure they're sorry to hear that.

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All my love HATE,

ڵιиx .. ♥